Man's Girlfriend Tells Him To Decide Between Her Or The Dog - He Makes This Craigslist Ad (Photos)

One Virginia man had no choice, but to kick her to the curb. He needed to find his “purebred” a home and fast, so he took to Craigslist.

According to Daily News, the Roanoke man’s girlfriend wasn’t in love with beagle and wanted her gone.

"My girlfriend does not like my beagle Molly. SO I have to rehome her," the ad reads.

The ad goes on to say that she is a purebred from a wealthy family, that he’s had her for four years and that she is “not totally trained,” “stays up all night yapping” and is “high maintenance.”

Then you realize he’s talking about his “gold-digging” girlfriend who only eats the “most expensive” food and sleeps while he works all day.

"Will NEVER greet you at the door after a long day or give you unconditional love when you're down,” he writes in the ad. “Does not bite but she can be mean as hell!"

Then he asks if anyone is interested in his “30-year-old, selfish wicked” woman which he is offering free to anyone who is willing to take her in.

“Come and get her!” he begs. “Me and my dog want her rehomed ASAP!!”

The post was updated to explain that his girlfriend was eventually “rehomed by her original breeders,” her parents. The post ends with him saying that he and his dog are “looking for a new one :).”

Source: MailOnline
Photo: NY Daily News

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