Wife Panics After Newlywed Husband Unzips Pants, She Goes On The Attack When He Tries Making Love

When 32 year old Mr. Mnombo Madyibi, and his new bride traveled to Coffee Bay in South Africa for their honeymoon, they never expected it to end in bloodshed and the prospect of a divorce. After deciding to abstain from sex until marriage, the young couple had met only a year before at their local church.

The night of their wedding was reportedly going according to plan, with Mr. and Mrs. Madyibi deciding to consummate the marriage. Mr. Madyibi told Daily Star reporters that “all was well and she enjoyed the foreplay”, however, Mr. Madyibi went on to state “all hell broke loose the moment [he] took off [his] underwear”. The ‘heavy petting’ continued until, to Mr. Madyibi’s surprise, his bride reacted with disgust and horror at seeing his exposed manhood. Mrs. Madyibi was so horrified at the sight of her husband genitals, that she bit his ear and squeezed his manhood before “she knocked [Mr. Madyibi] over with a bottle of wine before attempting to suffocate [Mr. Madyibi] with a red a white teddy bear”. The attack left Mr. Madyibi with a bandaged head.

Mrs. Madyibi has defended her actions, stating that her husband’s manhood was disturbing, and looked like a “hairy, scary cucumber” however has told reporters that she “only slapped him on the cheek”, downplaying the entire debacle. Mr. Madyibi, nicknamed ‘Anaconda’ by fellow amateur football players, disputed this fact, stating that his screams woke up fellow guests at the bed and breakfast. Mr. Madyibi believes that his wife was “angry because [he] could only afford a cheaper honeymoon instead of the one she wished for in Zanzibar”. The sub-par honeymoon destination, paired with the apparent nature of her husband’s manhood, is believed to be the reason for the brutal attack on Mr. Madyibi. Although the couple left their honeymoon on separate buses, they have decided to try and resolve their issue with couples counseling rather than take their bizarre incident to the authorities.

Source: Mail Online
Photo: Daily Star

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