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Police Speechless After 60-Year-Old Man Explains Why He Bit Wife's Face Off

A Pennsylvania man was arrested and charged with assault and harassment after a domestic brawl that started over potato chips, and ended up with him biting his wife in the face. The couple apparently have issues with anger and impulse control.

George Beaver, 60, was munching on a bag of Utz Sour Cream and Onion potato chips while watching television early one evening. His wife Michelle sat down with him, and picked up the bag, about to grab some chips. Beaver warned her that she'd better not take one. He was serious.

Michelle tested her husband and refused to put the bag down. She took aa chip. The next thing she knew, he attacked her. Michelle reported that he grabbed her face and sunk his teeth into her skin. He left bloody bite marks just below the eye, and tore off a chunk.

Many people are addicted to potato chips, and that’s no surprise, but George’s reaction was a little extreme. No chip is that good.

After the attack, George fled the scene. Michelle called police to her home and officers put out a warrant for her husband’s arrest. He was later found in the area.

The Republican Herald reports that George is being held in Schuylkill County Prison on $10,00 bail, which he can’t post. Clearly, he can’t call his wife to help him with this one.

The Beaver's are a hardcore pair, it seems. Wife Michelle also faces charges of terroristic threats towards a woman and her daughter. Michelle went to a woman's home and became irate. When the women wouldn't let her in, Michelle began banging on the doors and broke a window banking on it. She also threatened to have the woman's two-year-old daughter kidnapped and raped while forcing the mother to watch.

They sound like a lovely couple; they definitely deserve each other.

Source: Mail Online
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