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Mother Goes On A Girl's Weekend, Leaves Her Husband A Brutally Honest Letter About Their Children

It was time for one mom to go away for a rare weekend alone with the girls. Dad, who usually occupied himself with work or building the family a new home, had no idea what he was in for. Most people find the mom's letter funny, though the dad was probably terrified.

Meghan Maza Oeser was kind enough to try and leave their husband a warning about their six children. "Nighttime, daytime, breakfast time, and somewhere around lunchtime can easily be mistaken for pure HELL, with Satan coming off as a My Little Pony in comparison," she wrote.

The mom calls the kids 'the others' and tells her husband what his weekend will be like from the time he arrives home on Friday night. "The others will fight about anything and everything, with Quinn and Penny being the biggest instigators," she explains. "It's most likely that Quinn will be pissed off about Penny wearing her Elsa dress, and Penny equally pissed off because Quinn will ONLY refer to her as Anna."

"Dinner will suck. Bailey will want pizza, while Harper will ask for hotdogs. Quinn will cry when you say the word hotdog, and will insist on Mac n cheese (but not the orange kind or the white kind, but the purple kind). We'll be fresh out of the purple kind, so she'll then ask for toast. You'll already have started making mac n cheese for Penny, but since she heard Quinn ask for toast, she'll also want that toast. You'll end up tossing the Mac n cheese because Bailey got the stomach flu 5 years ago after eating the orange kind, and Harper prefers the white kind," says Oeser, who knows the routine well. "Everyone will eat cereal for dinner."

As for bedtime? "Good. F--king. Luck, buddy," Oeser writes.

Poor dad—he must seriously be regretting his offer to stay home and watch the kids that weekend.

Source: Distractify
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