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Biker Bullies A Man Sitting At The Bar - He Gets The Last Laugh

A big, burly biker walked into a bar. Being something of a bully, he looked around for someone to pick on. He saw a small, scrawny man with his shoulders hunched over a drink. The bully walked over, grabbed the drink and downed it.

The horrified little man gaped at the bully in shock.

"What are you gonna do about it?" The bully asks.

That's when the smaller man burst into tears. He began sobbing openly, startling the bully.

"Come on, it's just a drink," the bully said.

The man whined, "This is the worst day of my life!"

"It can't be that bad," the bully said, feeling a little stupid now for getting involved with the crybaby.

"It is! I'm a failure! This morning I was late for a big meeting and my boss fired me."

"There are other jobs," said the bully.

"Then I went to the parking lot to get into my car and drive home, and found my BMW had been stolen."

"You can file a rep-" the bully began, but the man cut him off.

"I took a taxi home and forgot my wallet inside. Then I found my wife in bed with my best friend."

The bully ran out of excuses and was feeling like a heel at this point.

"Then my dog bit me. My own dog."

"I decided to end it all. I came in here for one last drink. I had just watched the last of the poison dissolve, then you come in and drank it!"

"I can't do anything right! It's the worst day ever!" the man concluded.

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