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Larry The Cable Guy Dishes On Politics, Who He's Voting For - You Won't Believe What He Says

When I think of someone who I’d look up to for political advice it would be… Larry the Cable Guy? Well, apparently in 2016 that’s what Fox News thinks people should do.

Instead of watching the news or hearing from people who are entrenched it politics, they ask a comedian.

Larry the Cable Guy appeared on Fox and Friends to say who he was not going to vote for.

“I know who I’m not voting for,” he said. “I won’t, well I’ll give you the initials, Hillary Clinton,” said Larry the Cable Guy, whose actual name is Daniel Lawrence Whitney . “I say I’m a Trump man, and when I say Trump man, I mean Gary Johnson.”

Whitney, like most people, thinks this election cycle is one horrible sick sad joke, and came up with the absolute best metaphor for it possible.

“Do I want to poop my pants, or do I want somebody else to poop my pants? So I think I will go with pooping my own pants.”

He says that social media has changed the landscape of how people converse with one another and that is has damaged people's ability to converse civilly.

“Everybody’s a jerk, everybody’s an idiot,” he explains.

Source: Western Journalism
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