Jimmy Kimmel Mocks Trump Administration With Customized Valentine's Day Cards

It was Valentine's Day, but instead of spreading the love, one talk show host preferred to spread the hate, and the laughter. Late night host Jimmy Kimmel decided to make up fake Valentine's Day cards to mock the President, Vice President, Trump's family, top aides and any other Republican that came to mind.

The cards, which Kimmel introduced as made by the White House and available for order at the official White House Website, were such a hit on Tuesday night, that he offered more on Wednesday night.

One Trump Valentine's Day car showed the President from the back with his hair blowing over in the wind. "I flip for you!" reads the caption.

A second Trump card reads, "Spank me with a Forbes magazine."

"He loves that... allegedly," Kimmel noted.

Pence, seen in a photo with his wife, shows a card that reads 'Happy Mother's Day'.

Melania Trump's card shows the First Lady with the caption, "Whatever Michelle Obama said last Valentine's Day."

Trump's son, Donald Jr., is giving a thumb up in his picture, with a caption that reads, "I'll be thinking about you in prison."

Trump's son-in-law, Jared Kushner, husband of Ivanka, is featured on a heart-filled card, which says, "You make my cold, dead stare come alive."

White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders's first card reads, "The White House categorically denies it is Valentine's Day... no more questions."

On a second Sanders card, it reads, "I like my orgasms like I like my news... fake!"

The last one may have crossed the lines and been in poor taste. As liberals continue to promote the ‘#MeToo’ and ‘#TimesUp’ movements, demanding more respect for women, it seems they feel only liberal women are worthy of the respect. Another talk show host, Chelsea Handler, went as far as to call Sanders a ‘harlot’ on television.

“That harlot that they are dressing up and trolloping out every day? I mean, one day she has no makeup on at all, the next she’s got 6’ long eyelashes, cleavage, and summer whore lipstick all over her face,” she said in December.

No outrage ensued. 

“I wanna have your children… deported!” reads a card from White House advisor and speech writer Stephen Miller. The audience groaned at this one, but Kimmel defended it as 'what he said'.

Ben Carson, Housing and Urban Development (HUD) secretary, has a card that asks, "Will you sleep with me?" It uses a photo that caught Dr. Carson snoozing at a political event, with his head drooping and his eyes closed.

Speaker of the House Paul Ryan is featured with a big lipstick print on his cheek. The caption reads, "Your lips are sweeter than the president's ass! Be my Valentine."

Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell's caption reads, "I'm gonna move on you like a Mitch."

Even Russian President Vladimir Putin was brought in on the joke, with a couple of cards all his own. Putin's first card, 'from Trump', reads, "Can I inject you into my Olympic team, because you are dope!"

In a second card 'from Putin', it reads, "Who's your Vladdy?"

The last card features Putin in the infamous shirtless photo.    

Kimmel often uses his monologues to either comically mock Trump and the GOP, or to tearfully lecture them on what he perceives as bad policies.

Source: Daily Caller
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